They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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