If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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