Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
