Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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