okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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