and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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