You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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