We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i will never coherently bang her
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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