thus making me awesome and them whores
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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