we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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