i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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