doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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