i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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