on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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