omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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