dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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