In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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