she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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