If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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