I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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