i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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