If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
"it" just moved
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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