"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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