wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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