How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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