i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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