did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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