Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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