I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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