her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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