yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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