My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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