Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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