Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
A+ Viking dick
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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