That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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