i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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