On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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