office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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