i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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