butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I skipped work to stalk him.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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