when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
If heβs halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, Iβll marry him
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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