That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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