Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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