u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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