i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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