I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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