lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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