so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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