So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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