I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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