Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
