Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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