I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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